FAMILY JOKES PART 1

Joke 1
Mary: We’ve got a new baby at our house.
Terry: Is he going to stay?
Mary: I guess so. He brought all his clothes.

Joke 2
Willie: Dad, can I have $5 so I can go see Joey next door?
Dad: Why do you need $5 to go to see Joey?
Willie: Because his mother said he was at the movies!

Joke 3
Alfie: Dad, there’s a small PTA meeting tomorrow that you have to come to.
Dad: If it’s a small one, do I have to go?
Alfie: Yes, you have to go. It’s just you, me, and my teacher.